Sometimes when a movie’s rating talks about having gore or bloody violence, you think, “ok, no worries”.  Sometimes they really mean it, and this is one of those times.  This is Rated-R for strong bloody violence and gore throughout, and language.  Note how the “and language” is just kind of thrown in at the end.  Well, there’s a reason for that.  Don’t get me wrong, this movie has plenty of f-bombs flying around but they pale in comparison to the overly-done gore throughout the movie.  It’s sad really, because this movie didn’t need that gore and would have actually been better without it.

I give this 3 Icees because there is a good story here and the storytelling (some via flashbacks) is pretty good as well.  Unfortunately I can’t go any higher than that because of all the… well, you know.  That and the fact that some scenes delve into the obvious just stop this movie from getting any higher of a rating.

David Harbour would not have been my first choice to play the title roll, or my second, third or fourth, but he really did pull it off quite well.  Mila Jovovich (of Resident Evil fame) does decent as the antagonist but could have been much better if given enough screen time to do so.

So a promising remake that I’m sure hopes to re-launch a franchise starts off with a decent story but overkills with gore.  Quentin Tarantino would be proud.  Some fans will like that, but it brought the movie down for me. Definitely do not take little kids to see this movie!!

There is a scene during the credits and another after them.



This fun, light-hearted movie strongly earns 4 Icees out of 5.  There was some minor issues that prevented it from getting more, but don’t let the lack of 1 star mislead you.  This is a fun movie, with more than a couple of laugh-out-loud moments.

This movie follows one of DC’s second-tier heroes as he gets his powers and has his first fight with a super-villain (one of the minor issues is that the final battle with this villain lasts too long).  Zachary Levi (from the TV series “Chuck”) is made for this role.  To watch him, you truly believe he is a 14/15 year-old boy in a man’s body.  He does an excellent job.  The others around him, to include Asher Angel (Billy Batson) and Jack Dylan Glazer (who I just learned was in “It) have created a nice buddy-comedy relationship that I look forward to continuing to a sequel (if the movie does well enough).

There is just enough backstory to let you know what’s going on, but not soooo much that you feel like it’s taking forever to get to him being a super hero. Be warned though, as light-hearted as this movie is, there are some heavy moments, mostly when the villain (played well by Mark Strong).  Not a lot of them… maybe one or two… but enough that really young viewers might have to have their eyes covered.  Now don’t bite my head off if you watch the movie and disagree with this… I just write it like I see it.

If you are looking for a superhero movie that doesn’t lay it on thick, this just might be the one for you.  It definitely makes for a fun afternoon/evening out!

The during-the-credits drawings are fun and there is a scene during and after the credits.


Hotel Mumbai

This powerful movie, based on a true story, gets 4.5 Icees.  Rarely does a movie “stay with me” after I leave the theater.  This one did and still is with me as I write the review so perhaps my review will be a little slanted, but this movie was exceptional in depicting the viscous, cold, ruthless killing committed in 2008 in the name of religion.  This is not a movie to take kids to.  This is not a movie where the heroes storm in and save the day.  This is a movie about an actual event in 2008 where over 100 people were killed, mowed down like they were nothing.

The acting in this movie is superb.  Even though there is no particular “star” of the movie each person whether they be citizens or terrorists played their part exceptionally.  I want to say more, but fear doing so would give away spoilers.  Let’s just say the terrorists were cold, calculating and killed without thought.  The gun violence in this movie is horrific.

I don’t know how much Hollywood strayed from the story but articles I’ve read said that the director conducted interviews with the survivors and wanted to make it as close to the real story as possible. There were even screenings for the survivors and they say that those that viewed the film said it was scaringly accurate.

If you want to go watch a laid back action movie, this is not the one to see.  If you want to watch a horrifyingly true-to-life recount of an actual event, then I recommend this one.  It’s good.

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Nancy Drew And The Hidden Staircase

So it was a slow weekend at the movies (since I had already seen Captain Marvel twice) and I saw a trailer for this movie and thought it looked cute so I’d give it a look-see.  I am glad I did.  I really enjoyed this pre-teen movie about the famous junior detective.  When I rate a movie, I judge it by the genre that it is as opposed to trying to rate this against an Avengers or Green Book or any other type of movie.  So, for a pre-teen mystery movie, this one gets 4 Icees.

I have a friend of mine (Jessica) that has two daughters that I think might enjoy this movie.  There are almost no male “main” characters.  The men in this movie (the father, the sheriff, etc..) are supporting characters and you know what?  That works just fine.  I like that the ladies are the sole focus of the movie.

The plot is sometimes predictable but otherwise engaging enough for young audiences.  However, one word of warning.  There is one scene that frightened a couple of the younger girls in the audience.  So if you bring youngins in, be wary of the “haunting” scene.  To avoid spoilers, I won’t go any further into explanation.

The actresses all did a good job, with a special shout-out to Linda Lavin.  She, as always, played her role amazingly.

As many know, Nancy Drew had many adventures in the literary world.  I can only hope that this movie does well enough to warrant a sequel.  I for sure would watch it!  All in all, this movie was enjoyable to watch and I think it was a good movie for the pre-teens out there.

So if you’re looking for an alternative from Captain Marvel and you have young kids (or just want to see a nice movie), this one just might be the right one.

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Captain Marvel

I’ve rarely (if ever) given an origin story for either DC or Marvel a 5-Icee rating, and this one is no exception.  That doesn’t mean the movie isn’t good, because it certainly is… but when you compare any origin story to the first Avengers movie or Infinity War or something like that, it just doesn’t quite measure up.  All that set-up information… blah blah blah.  Now, that being said, this movie is really good and gets a solid 4 Icees out of 5.

This movie has a good cast, classic Marvel wit and humor and enough action to keep you engaged for the most part.  Like all origin stories, there are some slow spots, but fortunately this one doesn’t kill you with an hour and a half of slowness just to have a bunch of action at the end.  It sprinkles the action throughout.

Brie Larson does a commendable job as the title character (although a bit stiff at times), but to be honest it really isn’t her that steals the show, nor is it a younger Samuel (which by the way, that de-aging CGI is pretty darn good because after a few minutes of marveling (see what I did there) at how good it works, you forget that it’s even happening).  No, the scene-stealers are Ben Mendelsohn as Talos (Skrull leader) and Goose the cat.  The rest of the cast does a great job, but those two just have a way about them.  You’ll see what I mean when you watch the movie.

Other good things about this movie?  Well, it’s not a spoiler because it was revealed in the trailers that this movie takes place in the 90s.  There are tons of 90s references that are fun to catch.  Seeing Agent Coulsen as a younger agent was cool. The fight scenes are well choreographed.  The banter is typical Marvel great.  It’s just a really good movie and I think you’ll enjoy it.  I know I did, and I’m seeing it again tomorrow night!

There is a scene about a third of the way through the credits and another at the end.


Isn’t It Romantic

This anit-rom-com rom-com gets a nice little 4-Icee review.  I like movies that have a twist, or a unique angle on things, and this movie falls into that mold. Yes, in its core it is a romantic comedy, but its main character is someone who hates romantic comedies so the fact that she is trapped in one is a great way to do a rom-com.

This movie calls out all of the rom-com staples (the gay friend, breaking up a wedding, sudden dance numbers, etc) but it calls them out by doing them.  You’ll have to see the movie to know what I mean, and for me… this was a cute little movie that would be a nice date-night out.

Rebel Wilson (Pitch Perfect franchise… which I’ve never seen) is hilarious as the main character and is supported well by the whole cast.  There is (of course) a moral to the movie and that’s all well and good… and the laughs aren’t all lol funny (although some of them are), but I really enjoyed watching this movie and in the end, that’s what counts right?

There is a dance scene that happens during the first part of the credits, but nothing after that.


Alita: Battle Angel

This movie has a lot going for it… but it also has a lot not going for it.  That’s how this movie ended up earning 3 Icees out of 5.  As I sit here trying to write this review I find myself at a loss for words.  The movie was underwhelming overall although some of the pieces were really well done.  I guess the whole ended up being less than the sum of its parts, and that’s kinda sad.  Now, I did give it 3 Icees so I didn’t hate it… but I didn’t exactly love it either.  It was ok…

Some of the positives of this movie are development (although that’s also a negative because it seemed to take forever), the action scenes (of which there were not enough), the CGI, and some of the acting (although not all).

I really wish there had been more action scenes, because even though they were 100% CGI, they were still pretty darn good. Unfortunately they didn’t start soon enough.  The scenes between Alita and Hugo (played by Keean Johnson) to me were just forced but then again I guess it would be hard to act opposite air (and then have the CGI artist fill it in later).  On the other hand, Christopher Waltz did his job amazingly well, other than when you find out he’s a… oops, almost released a spoiler and I can’t do that!

I didn’t care for Jennifer Connelly’s performance either, but I did like that of Mahershala Ali.  What about Rose Salazar as Alita?  Well, I don’t know how much of that (besides her voice) was here and how much was CGI, but overall it was ok.

How about the flow of the movie?  Well, it was pretty good except for the sport they kind of throw in there.  In a desolate future, the best entertainment they have is watching cyborgs play a version of rollerball (remember that movie from 1975?) and they way that was chopped in was…  eh…

This movie is good enough to go see on the big screen (I didn’t see it in 3D so I can’t say anything about that personally but heard that was pretty good) and considering there’s not a lot out there right now, it may just be your best choice this weekend.

No scene during or after the credits.


What Men Want

Sometimes when I write these reviews it’s a case where the critics hate something and the audience loves it… or perhaps the critics love it and the audience hates it.  In the case of What Men Want, everyone seemed to hate it.  On Rottentomatoes, it has a critic rating of 47% and an audience rating of only 51%.  That is usually when I see if I can get a refund on my tickets.  Thankfully, this time I went ahead and watched the movie and although it’s not great, it’s not nearly as bad as people are saying and so this movie gets 3 Icees (out of 5).

Yes, there are way too many fart jokes… yes, it stereotypes gay men in an idiotic way… yes, the f-bombs fly far too often…  and yes, the story is predictable in spots.

But you know what?  Despite all of that, I enjoyed myself and that’s what going to the movies is all about.  Now I wish someone would give Taraji P. Henson a great script to work with in the comedy and/or action genre because between Proud Mary and this movie… I am convinced she would do an awesome job, but the writing is just not great.  She has an upcoming movie (The Best of Enemies) where it looks like she will give another great dramatic performance (as with Hidden Figures),  and she does a great job here… with what she has to work with.

The movie earns its R-rating with the f-bombs and sexual situations, and phallic symbols a-plenty, but if that doesn’t bother you and you’re not interested in Legos, this might just be a nice way to spend an evening.

There are some scenes partway through the credits, but nothing afterwards.


Lego Movie 2: The Second Part, The

So in the first movie, everything was awesome.  The comedy, the newness, the Easter eggs…. everything.  This time around, everything is…. ok… fine… a’ight…  This is why this sequel gets just 3 Icees (out of 5).

To me, this movie forgot what made the first one so great, and instead fell into the same type of trap of other kids movies… Teach a moral, sell a soundtrack, and just get by.  Don’t get me wrong, it seems that many of the kids in the theater enjoyed the film, although there wasn’t nearly as many laugh-out-loud moments like in the first one.  There were also references in the movie that only the adults will understand (throwbacks to previous comic movies as an example), but overall it was just ok.

In the first movie, the only song I remember hearing was the famous, “Everything is Awesome”.  In this movie, there are at least 4-5 songs pushed into it.  Some are funny and some just… aren’t. Heck, there’s even a song about the credits… during the credits!  It seemed to fall into that genre where it’s just as important to sell a soundtrack as it is to make a movie.  There were several parts in the movie where I was actually bored.

Finally, the thing that I think I disliked most of all was that there was too much of the real world in this movie.  In the original you didn’t know that there was a “real world” until the end and I get that you can’t unring that bell… but in this one there is too much interjection of the real world into the movie, which of course supports the moral of the movie like a sledge hammer on a thumbtack.

Your kids will probably like this one well enough and that’s who this is for… but don’t expect the same (or even close) originality that came with the first… because it’s just not there.

There is the aforementioned song during the credits with new animation but not worth sticking around for.


Kid Who Would Be King, The

This wonderful tale, as a rated-PG children’s story, gets a solid 4 Icees.  Obviously, if it were rated as an adult movie, that might change, but as a kids/pre-teen movie, this does quite well.

King Arthur’s story, retold in today’s time with children taking the leads as the main characters.  Yup, that’s pretty much the idea (not a spoiler as it was already revealed during the trailers).

So you take a bunch of unknown child actors, add just a dash of Patrick Stewart, and a smidgeon of a Mission-Impossible actor and you have a delightful children’s story that is funny at times (though not really laugh-out-lound funny) and teaches a lesson, as all kids movies apparently must do now.

All of the children in the theater really seemed to enjoy this movie quite a bit, and I confess… I did as well.

The PG-rating is earned as I would not recommend this for small (less than 7-ish) children because, just as shown in the trailers, these kids battle demon-like creatures and some scenes may be scary for the very young.  Otherwise, it’s just a good fun movie.

No scenes during or after the credits.


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